10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.