10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986