10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."