10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.