10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!