10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.