10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.