10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Fold and live to fold again
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim