10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is for loners.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP