10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Welcome to kicker school
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A