10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.