10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet