10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"