10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.