10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim