10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph