10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.