10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe