10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "No river, no fish."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.