10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe