10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament