10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.