10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.