10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss