10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.