10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.