10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• It's Free To Fold...
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.