10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers