10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Welcome to kicker school
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986