10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine