10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP