10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.