10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek