10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Welcome to kicker school
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.