10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword