10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Welcome to kicker school
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• It's Free To Fold...
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Fold and live to fold again