10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.