10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"