10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm