10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "No river, no fish."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier