10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Never educate a stupid poker player.