10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike