10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer