10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"