10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is for loners.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."