10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson