10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.