10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.