10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.