10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.